Major League Soccer comes to Philadelphia?

Good news, sports fans.

Philadelphia's new soccer team may soon join Major League Soccer.

I am very excited. I much prefer soccer to baseball, basketball and American football. This is just another sign that Philadelphia is coming up in the world. Southwest flies into Philly now. The local economy is finally recovering from massive losses of manufacturing jobs in the last century. And now, before long we'll have professional soccer. There's no stopping us.

What should the team be called, do you think?

M and I decided they should be the Philadelphia Scrapple.