Who are you calling miserable?

Philadelphia was ranked the 5th most miserable city, according to Forbes.com.

I thought it was pretty silly when Philadelphians got all into a snit last year when somebody or other (anybody remember this?) voted Philadelphians the ugliest city residents. I guess I figure the surveyors must have happened to run into the less attractive locals on the day they visited. I must have been out of town.

But I confess, I resent being told I'm miserable.

I'm not miserable. I'm f***ing ecstatic.